By the Laws of Fairytales

I just ate a bunch of seed-filled watermelon. I was too lazy to pick out the seeds and I swallowed them all.

By the Laws of fairytales, they will grow out of my mouth to shoot up into a great stalk, which I’ll climb to fight the giant, played by Lucy Lawless.

Then I’ll find a pot of gold guarded by Ryan Reynolds. And we make out.

 

 

 

 

 

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