The Real Reason I Don’t Watch Lifetime Movies

The real reason I don’t watch Lifetime movies is because I know that if I do, I’ll get a dog, begin vaguely hating men, and start eating ice cream out of the carton without a spoon, ┬ájust scooping with my bare hands until the pain dulls.

 

 

 

 

 

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