What Today Is and Means

Today is the International Impoverished Albino Pop Tart Day. Won’t you consider helping out an impoverished albino Pop Tart by eating it?

Go on. Do it. Put it out of its misery.

I can hear it begging you to. Then you can put on those sweet-ass Velcro shoes and listen to Cher all day.

 

 

 

 

 

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