No Men Allowed

Some theaters are hosting women-only viewings of the movie Wonder Woman.

Not only are they not allowing men to view the movie, but they’re also banning all phallic shaped items in a movement of solidarity.

All umbrellas, lipstick cases, and hot dogs had to be discarded in a bin outside the theater, no matter how wonderfully girthy they were.






One thought on “No Men Allowed”

  1. Hmm? I wonder why men didn’t think of creating ‘men only viewings’ of the Iron Man movies? Maybe we can have ‘black only viewings’ of the coming Black Panther movie.

    Let’s get BLM on it, STAT!


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