Since I have some new followers, I thought I’d let you know a few things about me:
- I was picked to be on the TV show Survivor, but I broke my leg 2 weeks before filming. I was replaced by someone who has a loud mouth, thinks she’s great at strategy, and doesn’t help build the shelter. You know…that one.
- I have a birth mark that looks oddly like Rob Schneider’s face if you look at it sideways.
- I have an irresistible fetish having to do with Taco Bell sauce packets. Don’t ask.
- I believe that teletubbies are horrific creatures sent by God and/or Satan, hellbent on destroying my happyness.
- I don’t know how to spell happyness.
One of the above things are true.