Someone’s Hiding the Scissors

My manager at work is hiding the scissors from his department. I swear to God, I’m not joking.

Supposedly, it’s all in the name of safety. Tomorrow, I’m tempted to show up wearing a helmet and water wings for my shift. I just need one excuse.

 

 

 

 

 

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